Category: Satire
By: Sherlyn Ong According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ...
By: Meret Pavlina Every year, on March 17, men and women across America come together in a glorious show of togetherness and inebriation, to pay homage to the memory of iconic St. Patrick, a fifth-century ...
By: Anna Krolikowski Being the president of a university is no easy task, especially when you’re doing it alone. Therefore, it’s no surprise that our very own President Burger has made the decision to hire ...
By: Sherlyn Ong With the creation of Pokémon Go also comes the creation of a new Olympic sport. This virtual reality craze has recently earned a spot in the Olympic world. Many fans of the ...
By: Anna Krolikowski It’s an age old argument almost as old as the two men themselves: Is Dwayne Johnson really better than The Rock? The debate is complicated by the similarities between the two. Both ...
By: Kayleigh Hanna This band has a style all its own. Their music not only pleases the ears, it miraculously pleases the pallet as well! Audiences around Austin have been delighted by the high-energy performances ...
By: Natalie Young Nickelback is releasing their latest album Feed The Machine on June 9, 2017. You can listen to the single on iTunes now and I have to say, I think it’s their best ...
By: Meret Pavlina The use of cigarettes and other tobacco products has long been a topic of great contention, here in the U.S. and worldwide. Most of this conflict has stemmed from the much debated ...
Sometimes, people ask me how I did it… how I made it through the dark times… and you know what I say? I not every part of me did make it through. When you’ve seen ...
Thermostats are one of the luxury of dorms. In some of the dorms in SU, including Mabee, Herman-Brown, DLC and many others, students are granted the privilege of thermostats, rather than a centralized air conditioning ...