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Category: Satire
Academics Slipping At SU: Single Student Named to Dean’s List
April 1, 2016
Photo by: Erica Cheng By: Clara McMichael Three years ago, Southwestern University hired a new president, Dr. Daniel Hotdog, from New York, with the hope that he would manage to do the unthinkable and create ...
Megaphone Readership Increases with All-Coupon Issue
April 1, 2016
Photo by: Michelle Hershberger By: Bobby Meyer A recent poll of Southwestern students indicates that the Megaphone’s readership has increased by 300% following its most recent edition. Composed entirely of coupons, it has become the ...
Communications Class All Talk and No Do
April 1, 2016
Photo by: Erica Cheng By: Sherlyn Ong Last week, a tragedy occurred in a communication class. SU Junior, Unlukee Saul, had a heart attack during the class but nothing was done to help her because ...