April Fools Everyone! 2017-Megaphonion Front Page

By: Sherlyn Ong Last week, just before Spring Break commenced, an SU student passed away due to his midterm grades. Aijus Kant, a junior at SU, received his grades in his accounting class last Wednesday, suddenly fainted and passed away. “It took the class by complete surprise,” Dr. Hardus Tess reveals, “I was handing out […]

By: Natalie Young In a move that no school administrator could have seen coming, area student, who we will refer to as Sarah for the purpose of anonymity, signed Southwestern’s honor code even after cheating on her exam. Sarah went to her Intro to Biology class that morning ready to take her exam knowing that […]

By: Sherlyn Ong