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Spring Break provides a much needed time of rest for all students during the Spring semester. Many students go on vacation, volunteer or do other meaningful things. However, many don’t realize that spending Spring Break ...
DISCLAIMER: The Megaphone does not endorse eugenics nor the consumption of laundry detergent, and the views in this article are meant only for satirical purposes. In the past month, Tide Pods have been in ...
Last week, just before Spring Break commenced, an SU student passed away due to his midterm grades. Aijus Kant, a junior at SU, received his grades in his accounting class last Wednesday, suddenly fainted and ...
In a move that no school administrator could have seen coming, area student, who we will refer to as Sarah for the purpose of anonymity, signed Southwestern’s honor code even after cheating on her exam. ...
By: Anna Krolikowski In a time of social and political unrest, President Trump has made a shocking announcement that has turned the public eye away from politics and toward science. On Thursday, Febrary 30th, he ...
By: Meret Pavlina Mondays are widely considered the worst day of the week. The identity of the person to blame for the terrible invention of Mondays is unknown but he or she was, without a ...
By: Shanna Lucas GEORGETOWN, TX- Midterm week is always a stressor for college students. Just a week before Spring Break, an extreme example of this came in the form of hair. Daryl Roberts, 19, a ...
By: Sherlyn Ong According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ...
By: Meret Pavlina Every year, on March 17, men and women across America come together in a glorious show of togetherness and inebriation, to pay homage to the memory of iconic St. Patrick, a fifth-century ...
