Category: Satire
Sometimes, people ask me how I did it… how I made it through the dark times… and you know what I say? I not every part of me did make it through. When you’ve seen ...
Thermostats are one of the luxury of dorms. In some of the dorms in SU, including Mabee, Herman-Brown, DLC and many others, students are granted the privilege of thermostats, rather than a centralized air conditioning ...
Infographic courtesy of whitehouse.gov. This data is speculated to affect blonde, white actresses who claim they too are Asian-American and Pacific Islander. By: Amy Gu Actress Scarlett Johansson awaits charges of speeding and Driving While Asian ...
By: Julie Swets The Southwestern community is immensely pleased with the completion of Phase One of the Fondren-Jones Science Building, which was unveiled in late March. The consensus is that the best part of this building ...
Photo By: Erica Cheng By: Devon Bradley The most wonderful time of the year is almost upon us again: finals week. You probably thought by this point, you would have caught on to the material in lecture. ...
By: Michelle Hershberger ‘Always a bridesmaid, never a bride,’ brought on new meaning for a Southwestern student who stood up for a record breaking 18 SU women who were married in a single day, part ...
By: Bobby Meyer A typo was recently discovered in the message sent out by President Burger’s office in February announcing the increase in cost for the 2016-2017 academic year. Specifically, the 34% price increase planned by ...
Photo By: Erica Cheng By: Amari Bethel April Fools’ Day is right around the corner, which means that you still have a few days to plan. April Fools’ consists of different groups of people; those ...
By: Natalie DeCesare To Whom It May Concern: As a representative of the Campaign for Academia Neutrality (CAN), I would like to invite your campus to explore CAN’s activism. Our team has helped countless higher education ...
By: CatHosch “You kids don’t know how good you’ve got it,” said Anne Bonney, a senior citizen living in the retirement community outside Georgetown. Bonney graduated when it was still scandalous for women to show their ...