Category: Satire
Photo By: Erica Cheng By: Amari Bethel April Fools’ Day is right around the corner, which means that you still have a few days to plan. April Fools’ consists of different groups of people; those ...
By: Natalie DeCesare To Whom It May Concern: As a representative of the Campaign for Academia Neutrality (CAN), I would like to invite your campus to explore CAN’s activism. Our team has helped countless higher education ...
By: CatHosch “You kids don’t know how good you’ve got it,” said Anne Bonney, a senior citizen living in the retirement community outside Georgetown. Bonney graduated when it was still scandalous for women to show their ...
By: Amy Gu This year, Southwestern is pleased to accept an offer from the organization White, Trite, and Fair (WTF) offer to extend its presence to college campuses in addition to public middle schools. WTF ...
Photo by: Amari Bethel By: Cat Hosch This past week, DC released another movie in their abundant Superman franchise, “Superman Versus Batman.” This movie was completely original, nearly departing entirely from every other depiction of ...
Photo by: Erica Cheng By: Sam Russek Diversity is an important topic to students and faculty alike on campus. Without different student backgrounds, the exchange of ideas that this university has always prided itself on ...
Photo by: Amari Bethel By: Bonnie Lambert There has been much upheaval in the Fine Arts sphere over the past few weeks in regards to the number of out-of-class rehearsals these students attend. A general ...
Photo by: Erica Cheng By: Clara McMichael Three years ago, Southwestern University hired a new president, Dr. Daniel Hotdog, from New York, with the hope that he would manage to do the unthinkable and create ...
Photo by: Michelle Hershberger By: Bobby Meyer A recent poll of Southwestern students indicates that the Megaphone’s readership has increased by 300% following its most recent edition. Composed entirely of coupons, it has become the ...
Photo by: Erica Cheng By: Sherlyn Ong Last week, a tragedy occurred in a communication class. SU Junior, Unlukee Saul, had a heart attack during the class but nothing was done to help her because ...