Category: Satire

By: Shanna Lucas GEORGETOWN, TX- Midterm week is always a stressor for college students. Just a week before Spring Break, an extreme example of this came in the form of hair. Daryl Roberts, 19, a ...

By: Sherlyn Ong According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ...

By: Meret Pavlina Every year, on March 17, men and women across America come together in a glorious show of togetherness and inebriation, to pay homage to the memory of iconic St. Patrick, a fifth-century ...

By: Anna Krolikowski Being the president of a university is no easy task, especially when you’re doing it alone. Therefore, it’s no surprise that our very own President Burger has made the decision to hire ...

By: Sherlyn Ong With the creation of Pokémon Go also comes the creation of a new Olympic sport. This virtual reality craze has recently earned a spot in the Olympic world. Many fans of the ...

By: Anna Krolikowski It’s an age old argument almost as old as the two men themselves: Is Dwayne Johnson really better than The Rock? The debate is complicated by the similarities between the two. Both ...

By: Kayleigh Hanna This band has a style all its own. Their music not only pleases the ears, it miraculously pleases the pallet as well! Audiences around Austin have been delighted by the high-energy performances ...

By: Natalie Young Nickelback is releasing their latest album Feed The Machine on June 9, 2017. You can listen to the single on iTunes now and I have to say, I think it’s their best ...

By: Meret Pavlina The use of cigarettes and other tobacco products has long been a topic of great contention, here in the U.S. and worldwide. Most of this conflict has stemmed from the much debated ...