Category: Satire

You read that right, I’m stuck under the Fine Arts Building. It started with a game of sardines among friends, and ended with me trapped. I was just trying to win, and my competitive side ...

What’s up guys, and welcome to “A Critic’s Take On Comms”. I am your host, critically acclaimed student, Aaron Mark and I will be reviewing Southwestern University’s favorite dining hall.  First things first, Ms. Ella, ...

Every issue, The Megaphone tries its best to look balanced–a little news here, some culture there, like we’re the campus lovechild of MTV and The New York Times. But behind every “thoughtful fun editorial” is ...

It’s that time of year where the sun is setting earlier and earlier, but today something feels off…maybe it’s the seasonal depression in full swing, or maybe it’s the fact that all of my professors ...

1. IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE BY LAURA NUMEROFF Shallow and pedantic. Filled with more plot holes than Swiss cheese. I’m not gonna lie: I have a personal vendetta against this book. You ...

Captains Log: The flame of hope has begun to flicker and fade as despair begins to close its wretched claws around my heart. We are adrift in the sea of tarmac, with nary a safe ...

With Thanksgiving just around the corner, many students are wondering- what’s for dinner? Aramark’s annual Thanksgiving dinner is today Nov 16th. At this year’s meal, there will be numerous options for a delicious, and nutritious, ...

The Megaphone is committed to bringing the students of Southwestern University the most important news on campus. So, we’ve invited one of the biggest movers and shakers at SU, the distinguished Twinkles Trombley for a ...