Category: Satire
Captains Log: The flame of hope has begun to flicker and fade as despair begins to close its wretched claws around my heart. We are adrift in the sea of tarmac, with nary a safe ...
With Thanksgiving just around the corner, many students are wondering- what’s for dinner? Aramark’s annual Thanksgiving dinner is today Nov 16th. At this year’s meal, there will be numerous options for a delicious, and nutritious, ...
The Megaphone is committed to bringing the students of Southwestern University the most important news on campus. So, we’ve invited one of the biggest movers and shakers at SU, the distinguished Twinkles Trombley for a ...
Welcome to The Megaphone! I am Gerald and I’ll be your host for this evening. Tonight we are counting down our picks for the top seven political topics to mention at Thanksgiving Dinner: 7. Why ...
If you’re a fan of mind-boggling cinema such as Stranger Things, Locke and Key, Inception, or The Matrix, don’t waste your time or money on this movie. Psychological thrillers are either a hit or miss, ...
Spring Break provides a much needed time of rest for all students during the Spring semester. Many students go on vacation, volunteer or do other meaningful things. However, many don’t realize that spending Spring Break ...
DISCLAIMER: The Megaphone does not endorse eugenics nor the consumption of laundry detergent, and the views in this article are meant only for satirical purposes. In the past month, Tide Pods have been in ...
Last week, just before Spring Break commenced, an SU student passed away due to his midterm grades. Aijus Kant, a junior at SU, received his grades in his accounting class last Wednesday, suddenly fainted and ...
In a move that no school administrator could have seen coming, area student, who we will refer to as Sarah for the purpose of anonymity, signed Southwestern’s honor code even after cheating on her exam. ...